The king is dead

Yes it is true. The king is dead. The king of pop that is. It was his ticker. It went pop. And the media has gone into meltdown. They are interviewing everyone. The guy who saw MJ cross the street in ‘84. The guy who cleaned the toilet when Mike went for a pee in ‘87. Also, the dog who sniffed the pavement that Jacko walked on in ‘93. The most exciting part of the media coverage for me are the words “and in other news…”